"I guess I did all right in 2018. One thing I achieved was overcoming a crippling fear of..."
"I cheerfully did my duties, or rather the Christmas elf did." [...]
"So I played “O Christmas Tree,” by the newly decorated tree, and I wished that the boys would join me..." [...]
I was seated next to the host. I wore a pink wig and black boa; he wore ghoulish makeup and a faux knife through his head.